Whose fault..not mine

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped

 At a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the  restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly
Left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
Miss them until they had been driving for
About forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
Had to travel quite a distance before  they could find a place to turn around,
In order to return to the restaurant to
Retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband
Became the classic grouchy old man.  He fussed and complained, and scolded
His wife relentlessly during the entire  return drive. The more he chided her,
The more agitated he became. He just  wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the  car, and hurried inside to retrieve her
glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well
Get my hat and the
Credit card.

This coming week is National Senior Mental
Health Week. You can do YOUR  part by
Remembering to contact at least one  unstable Senior to show you care.

I have now done MY part.