Smiles from kids..

A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child
in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up
with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by grader one kids ("6 "
year-olds),

Don't bite the hand that --- looks dirty.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll --- stink in the morning.

No news is --- impossible.

You can't teach an old dog new --- maths.

Love all, trust --- me.

The pen is mightier than the --- pigs.

Where there's smoke there's --- pollution.

A penny saved is --- not much.

Two's company, three's --- the Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and --- you have to
blow your nose.

There are none so blind as --- Stevie Wonder.

When the blind leadeth the blind --- get out of the way.

And the favourite:

Better late than --- pregnant!