Only a person in Alabama could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Orange Beach , Alabama , noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with
the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and
fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off
a couple of times,

honked the horn and then switched on
the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more
of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this
time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer
test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence
that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm
the Designated decoy.