Saturday, August 16, 2008

Three old ladies

These three old ladies and their dogs

were sitting on a park bench

having a quiet conversation

when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,

stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.


Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far.