Nov US Elections(Irish style)

THE IRISH - SUCH CLEAR THINKERS.

An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States...a point to
ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States ...

On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who
can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary
against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet
another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants
to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name
starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking
younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lords name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies???