A Classic

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long
time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for
marriage.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I would
like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked
her in the eye and casually asked ............

"Is that one word or two?"