Fastest thing in the world (another Udurawana Joke)]

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and
Udurawana from University of Peradeniya(SL) were to be interviewed for a
prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly
in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you
blinked

UDURAWANA (UNIVERSITY OF PERADENIYA): Its loose motion.
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"?
UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I
got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN
ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!!!