Sunday, November 26, 2006

XXX- Sunday Humour - don't start your day without this one

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to Hell, where
the Devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil,
"you're on my list, but I have no room for you. But since you definitely
have to stay here, I am going to have to let someone else go. I've got
three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."


George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the
FIRST room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No!"
George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, And I don't
think I could do that all day long".


The Devil led him to the SECOND room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and
over, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented
George.


The Devil opened the THIRD door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."


The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"