Irish Predicament
Drunk Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan)
staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down
but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the old drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this
side either."