XXX - Ice cream (HMMM!)

A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of

chocolate ice cream, please."

The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery

didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."

"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice

cream."

"You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,'

as in 'vanilla?'"

The man spells, "V A N."

"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'fuck,' as in chocolate."

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no fuck in chocolate."

"That's what I've just been trying to tell you!" she screamed.