Women are clever. Don't mess with them

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grantyou three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed tomention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wishfor, your husband will get Ten times of that"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in theworld.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women willflock to".The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautifulWoman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in theworld.And he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's hisis mine."So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd likea mild heart attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stophere and continue feeling good..


Male readers: Please scroll down

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're reallysmart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to showthat women never listen!!!(that is why you read it even after my advise to stop!)