Fwd: Political satire (fwd)

2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

7:00 P.M. - Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. - Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. - Nonreligious prayer and worship.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. - Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. - Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. - Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. - Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --
French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. - Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney
transplant fund

9:30 P.M. - Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. - Why I hate the Military,
A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. - Truth in Broadcasting award presented to Dan Rather
by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. - How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought
down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard
Dean

10:30 P.M. - Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. - Al Gore reinvents Internet.

11:15 P.M. - Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. - Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. - Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home