Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Seven most important men in a womans life

The Doctor
- who tells her to "take off all her clothes."  

The Dentist
- who tells her to "open wide."  

The Milkman
- who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"  

The Hairdresser
- who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"


The Interior Designer
- who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"  

The Banker
- who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"

The Primal Hunter
- who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"