Just for Laughs

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Teacher: u know the importance of period? Johny: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... --