How to stop a baby boom in Pakistan

General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the
telephone.
"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here.  Sorry to bother you at this
hour but there is an emergency!  I've just received word that the Durex
factory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the
entire Pakistani supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with
all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad..."

Musharaf: " India ...?"

Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"

Musharaf: "What about Sri Lanka ?"

Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Call
the Sri Lankan President, Mahinda- tell him we need one million condoms;
colored gold and green; ten inches long and  eight inches thick!  That
way they'll know how big the Pakis really are!!"

Miyan Musharaf called Mahinda, who agreed to help the Pakis out in their
hour of need.

Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes. A
delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes. He found condoms;
10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold. He then
noticed in small writing on each and every one........:



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