Today is a fine day...
Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife couldn't take it and asks her husband:
Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day, today is a
fine day.. I am fed up. Stop it.
says Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will
leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.