Thursday, October 24, 2013

Today is a fine day...

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife couldn't take it and asks her husband:

Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day, today is a
fine day.. I am fed up. Stop it.

says Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will
leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.