Being Blonde

A blonde girl came skipping home from school one
 day."Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting
 today, and all the other kids could only count to four,
 but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

 "Very good," said her mother.

 "Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.

 "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy

 The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
 "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying
 the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it
 to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

 "Very good, Jenny," said her mother.

 "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

 "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

 The next day Jenny came skipping home from school..
 "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym
 class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
 flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to
 reveal a pair of 36C's.

 "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

 "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

 "No Honey, it's because you're 24!"