XX Adult Limericks.

There was a young dentist Malone
Who had a charming girl patient alone.
But in his depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
God, how his practice has grown!
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From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles!!
"My goodness gracious!" Said brother Ignatius.
"I forgot that your lordship has piles."
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A Man's occupation
Is to shove his Cockulation
Up a women's Ventalation
To increase the popultation
Of the human Generation
I got this information
From a book of education
For a free Demonstration
Lie Down.
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A remarkable fellow named Jones,
Could reduce any maiden to moans,
By a technical knowledge,
Acquired in college,
Of fourteen erogenous zones.
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill
Both of them had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
And Jack came down with a boner!
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