Some men never listen....

Oldie but still good

In a Chicago hospital a gentleman made several attempts to get into
the men's restroom but it was continuously occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament and said, "Sir,you may use the
ladies' rest room but please make sure you don't touch any of the
buttons on the wall inside the toilet."

So he did what he needed to do and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by a letters. WW, WA, PP and a red one marked ATR.

Who would know if he touched the buttons? He couldn't resist.
So he pressed the WW. Warm water was gently sprayed upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling he thought, men's rest rooms don't have such nice
things !
Anticipating more pleasure , he pressed the WA button next. Warm air
replaced the warm water gently drying his underside.
He next went on to press PP. That was heaven indeed ! A large powder
puff caressed his bottom adding a scent of spring flowers to his
unbelievable pleasure.
This rest room is something out of this world he thought and couldn't
wait to press the ATR button. He was certain that it would bring
supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew was when he opened his eyes, he was on a hospital
bed, the same nurse staring down at him.
" What happened ?" he asked. The nurse replied, " The button marked
ATR is an automatic tampon remover"

" Your dangler is under the pillow."