Some 13 Points to Ponder.

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach,
You're aiming too high.
2. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:
You've got sick of him.
3. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
4. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
5. If you want a nice man, go for a bald one ---
They try harder.
6. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men:
'don't and 'stop' (but not used together).
7. Definition of a man with manners ---
He gets out of the bath to pee.
8. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
You will usually find that he is.
9. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men ---
A woman.
10. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men ---
Strong, Caring, Loving.
They'd be wrong but you could still use them.
11. Men are like animals ---
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!
12. Men's brains are like the prison system ---
Not enough cells per man.
13. Husbands are like children ---
They're fine if they're someone else's.