Guido, the Italian lover

 The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian

 gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite

 bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a

 spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to

 the point where he led her back to his apartment

 and, after some small talk, they retired to his

 bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a

 pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So,

 you finish?'

 She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

 Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling

 resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and

 there were screams of passion. The sex finally

 ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You

 finish?'

 Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile,

 cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'

 Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this

 woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet

 again. Using the last of his strength, he barely

 managed it, but they ended together screaming,

 bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

 Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely

 able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,

 smiled proudly and asked again, You finish?'

 Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered

 in his ear, 'No, I Norwegian'