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The Itch:

 

 Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

 

 Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He 

 knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to 

 touch them, but he had to try.. One day Nick revealed his secret

 desire  to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the Kings chief

 doctor.  Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for

 Nick to  more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to  arrange it.

 

 Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

 

 The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and  poured a

 little bit into the Queens bra while she bathed. Soon after she 

 dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned

 to  the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the

 King  and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,

 would  cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the

 saliva of  Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

 

 The  King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their

 chambers.  Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching

 powder, which he  put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,

 Nick worked  passionately on the Queens large and magnificent breasts.

 The Queens  itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied

 and hailed as a  hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found

 Horatio demanding his  payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession

 now satisfied, Nick  couldn't have cared less and, knowing that

 Horatio could never report  this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.

 

 The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching 

 powder into the Kings underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

 

 The moral of this story............

 

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