Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Fwd: Fw: Secure your Home! Safe at last

SAFE AT HOME AT LAST

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner,
two Tamil Tiger flags in the back garden
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre of the lawn.
The local police, AFP, ASIO, ASIS and SAS are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer in my life.