Fwd: The Zipper...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a
bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was
her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the
step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this
time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured we were friends."