Fwd: THE IRISH 999 CALL

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband's rifle and accidentally shoots him.

She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman: ''It's me feckin' husband! I've accidentally shot
him, I've feckin' killed him!''


Operator: ''Please calm down
Missus. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irish woman:
''Okay, I've done that..................... What next?''