Fwd: Flower Show

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town
hall where a flower show was in progress.

The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have
any fun anymore. For £10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that stupid, boring flower show!''

''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up a £10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes
and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through
the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door
surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

''What happened?'' asked her waiting friend.

''I won £1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'.''