Fwd: Great Quotes: refreshment exercise!

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin..'- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy
Carter)


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed,
but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that
statement..- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible - George
Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
stops to breathe.- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop
dying.- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more
pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for
my nap.- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in
it..- W. C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its
way through Congress.- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
avoid you.- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.- Billy Crystal

And the cardiologist's diet : - If it tastes good spit it out.