Fwd: Male or Female?

Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.


TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.




EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,
and are occasionally handy to have around.



The REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha!
You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.