XXX LEWINSKY vs KACZYNSKI Courtesy of Mr.CALVIN FERNANDO

The Washington Post Runs A Weekly Contest In Its Style Section Called

The 'Style Invitational'.

The Requirements This Week Were To Use The Words 'Lewinsky'

(The Intern gWas Giving 'Personal Assistance' To President Clinton In
The White House)

And 'Kaczynski' (The Unabomber Who Sent Bombs In The Mail) In The Same Limerick
As A Play On Words.

The Winning Entries (Below) Were Actually Printed Verbatim In This
Very Popular Newspaper, Without Bleeps Or Alterations Of Any Kind.



Third Place:

There Once Was A Girl Named Lewinsky

Who Played On A Flute Like Stravinsky

Twas 'Hail to the Chief'

On This Flute Made Of Beef

That Stole The Front Page From Kaczynski.



Second Place:

Said Clinton To Young Ms. Lewinsky,

We Don't Want To Leave Clues Like Kaczynski,

Since You Made Such A Mess,

Use The Hem Of Your Dress

And Please Wipe That Stuff Off Your Chinsky.



And The Winning Entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski Must Surely Have Known,

That An Intern Is Better

Than A Bomb In A Letter

When Deciding How Best To Be Blown.