Politically incorrect but Alphabetically correct

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and
speed are decreasing rapidly.
The pilot speaks over the intercom ...
" I'm sorry things have come to this stage ladies and gentlemen, but
unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the
aircraft to remain airborne ".
Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease.

Once again the pilot gets on the intercom,
"I hate to do this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to
have to start off-loading some passengers.
The only fair way is to do this Alphabetically, so we'll start with the
letter 'A'".
"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?"

There was no answer so the pilot calls,
"Black people, are there any black people on board?"
Again silence.."
Colored…are there any colored people on board?"
Still there is silence.

A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother
and said,
"Mum, ain't we African?
...... Ain't we black?
.......Ain't we colored?"
She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers.

Let them do the Americans...and the Australians first,

.........then the Bhutanese, ............the British,

the Burmese,. ..the Canadians , the Chinese......
in that order......
till they reach the Sri Lankans, the Vatican & then Zambia
After that...
if the plane still needs more jettisoning...we is Zulus".

.....O.K?