Nonsense Generation

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and
he lives in UK.We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had
long chats on whatsapp,he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2
months of relationship through viber.I need ur blessings and good wishes
daddy ..................

Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy
your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your
husband.... sell him on amazon.