When you get old..

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts
on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send
her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a
friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:


I'm on the toilet. Please advise.