Why Indian's are Reborn.

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you.

We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.

They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are
wearing Dolce and Gabana sarees instead of their white robes,

they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're
selling their halos to people for discounted prices.

 They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they
keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea).
Some of them are even walking around with just one wing !

They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan
returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
having down there.'

Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.
Now what was the question?'

Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said,
"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying
to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to
live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them
uncomfortably hot!!Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to
start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME
and GOD.They have started a socal network service for the troubled and
believe in Karma and are good in convincing others.

Some were trying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa
and samosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.

Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on
earth. We have shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this
is Hell, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in
open.

They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staff are being
bribed by them and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and
corruption in Hell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better from where they
came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!!
I am therefore requesting you

OH LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".

So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !