Saturday, November 26, 2011

John's Last Wish

 John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last

 request, Dear," he said.

 "Of course, John," his wife said softly.

 "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Joe."

 "But I thought you hated Joe," she said.

 With his last breath, John said, "I do!"