Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Substitute Sindhi for any other ethnicity...same deal.

A wealthy Sindhi parked his brand new Porsche Carrera at the front of
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely
tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was
close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his
lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Sindhi
started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had
just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it
new again.

After the Sindhi finally calmed down a bit, the cop shook his head in
disgust, disbelief and wonder "I can't believe how materialistic you
Sindhis are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Sindhi.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the Sindhi. "MY ROLEX!"