Glasgow Policeman
A Glasgow policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car
He radios for backup.
"What's the situation?" base controller asks.
Officer answers,"There's a big fat darkie dancing on a car roof."
"You can't say that over the radio" replies the operator,
"You have to use the politically correct terminology"*
"AYE! OK" he says:
"Zulu....Tango....Sierra"