Two chimps and a Blonde

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when
she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man
walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'
'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want
to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the
zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble..'
'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped
into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde
walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much
to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled
off the road and ran over to the blonde. 'What the heck are you doing
here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to
the zoo.'
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over
--- so now we're going to SeaWorld