XXX - OOOPS!!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

3. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little
behind in his work.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was sited for littering.

6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

.10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off Grass.'

11. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No
change yet.'

12. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium, at large.

13. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.

14. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

15. Don't join dangerous cults, participate in safe sects.