Mexican Words of the Day ... Amigos

*MUSHROOM*
When my familia gets in the car there's not MUSHROOM left!

*CHICKEN*
My wife wants me to go to the store but CHICKEN go herself!

*JULY*
You told me you loved me but JULY to me!

* TEXAS *
My stupid friend don't call no more, jus TEXAS me.

*TISSUE*
Hey Vato if you don no how to do it, let me TISSUE.

*JEWISH*
My carnelito asked to drive my carucha and I say JEWISH.

*WATER*
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is !

*SODAS*
My ruca cooks good and SODAS her s is ter.