Fwd: Wifey/Husband

Avocados

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time
later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks
him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had
avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men
will get it the first time. My work is done here.

Water in the carburetor...
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?WIFE: "In the pool"

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME
IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.

The Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for
their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell
phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its
features. Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her
new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as
a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was
at Wal-Mart?" HE MUST PAY...


Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.


Today's Short Reading from the Bible...From Genesis: "And God promised
men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the
earth." Then he made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed
and laughed!