Fwd: A FEW INTERESTING AND IRONICAL PARADOXES IN INDIA.....

Indian moms want their daughters to control their

husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

Parents want their children to stand out in a
crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

Everything that is run by the government looks
very bad except government jobs.

National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintended
National river - polluted

A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.

Government talks about removing the caste system
but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not
allow visitor parking in our residential societies...

Last and the best ones...

We are Always in a hurry but never on time..!

Holy places are very interesting places - The
poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.