Fwd: Fw: Driving Incident

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and
there was awoman in a brand new Mercedes doing 85 with her face up
next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner.



I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I
looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I had
to put on my seat belt and dropped my electric shaver which then
knocked the sandwich out of my other hand. In the confusion the
coffee splashed between my legs and burned Big Jim and the twins,
ruined the damned phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an
important call.


Damn women drivers!