Splinters in Her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles who was a

tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter

purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

There was
a large tree on one of the highest points in the

tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor

of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As

she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that

attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid

down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in

her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried

to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and

an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the

splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and

then told her to go wait in the examining room and he

would see if he could help her. She sat and waited

three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry

woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the

Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,

and the Bureau of Land Management before I could

remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so

close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but

due to ObamaCare they turned you down."