Interesting Quotes

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery
from the clock and Enjoy life!


2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is
like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Think about it.


3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but
what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!


4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules
the world! That's called Attitude!


5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
did!


6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died,
the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived,
cannot die!


7. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it is a
logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without
drinking!!

8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping
from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow but
sure!


9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!


10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or
married to someone else!


11. Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

12. We should learn to love our enemies - Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose ?