X - Sportswear sponsorship

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his  place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he  has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

'What's that?' the lady questions.

'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me.

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that
says NIKE.

'What's that?' the lady questions again.

'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that
says AIDS.

'You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.

'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies, 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute !!!