ITALIAN VIRGIN

Maria had just  married, and being a traditional Italian she was still
a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was
very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care
of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.
 Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, M aria ran downstairs to her
mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go
upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and
on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she
ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said, 'Stay here Maria and stir the pasta.'