Single vs Engaged vs MARRIED...

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered towards her friends and
said, "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.  When all the other people
had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice,
black stockings and stiletto heels.  He was so aroused that we made
passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

Ooooooooo I said!

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a
black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.  He was so
turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!"

Wooooooo I said!!!

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of
planning.  I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
 I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.  I
slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
stockings and six-inch stilettos.  I finished it off with a black
mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

And the fat lady ain't done singing yet!!!