X- Aussie Humor
A man checked into a hotel and told the receptionist, "I hope the porn
channel in my room is disabled!"
The receptionist replied, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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An Australian was walking along a country road in New Zealand when he
saw a farmer going at it with a sheep.
The Aussie yelled, "You know, mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looked around frantically and said, "I'm not
shearing her with no one!"