Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Fwd: African Proverbs !!!!

African Proverbs


INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side have
the same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure
to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.