Fwd: Aboriginal Tracker - AMAZING!

An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End.
On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities of the
Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air,
under the sea. The Americans were incredulous.

Later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and
discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine. He had one
ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg was held high in
the air. The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered
around the prostrate Aborigine.

"Jacky," said the tour guide, "what are you tracking and what are you
listening for?"
The aborigine replied, "Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Baliant
Ute. It's a red one.
The left pront tyre is bald. The pront end is out of whack, and him
got bloody dents in every panel. There are 9 black fellas in the back,
all drinking warm sherry. There are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 6
dogs on the front seat."
The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and
detailed knowledge. "God man, how do you know all that?," asked one.
The Aborigine replied......... "I fell out of the pucken thing about
half an hour ago!".